Fortune
算命 skill — 程序员玄学指南。Git commit 前拜一拜，上线前去个凶。
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$ agentstack add skill-lispking-chill-skills-fortune ✓ scanned · ✓ verified — works with Claude Code, Cursor, and more.
Security review
✓ PassedNo issues found. Passed automated security review. · v0.1.0 How review works →
- ✓ Prompt-injection patterns
- ✓ Secret / credential exfiltration
- ✓ Dangerous shell & filesystem operations
- ✓ Untrusted network calls
- ✓ Known-malicious package signatures
What it can access
- ✓ Network access No
- ✓ Filesystem access No
- ✓ Shell / process execution No
- ✓ Environment & secrets No
- ✓ Dynamic code execution No
From automated source analysis of v0.1.0. “Used” means the capability is present in the source — more access means more to trust, not that it’s unsafe.
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算命
算命，是程序员最后的信仰。当代码已经无法解释的时候，只能靠玄学了。
这个 skill 提供程序员专属的玄学仪式和占卜服务。
核心原则
- 信则有，不信则无 — 玄学的核心就是信
- 仪式感很重要 — commit 前洗手、上线前拜拜
- 不可证伪 — 出了问题是你心不诚
- 宁可信其有 — 反正也不花钱
程序员玄学仪式
上线前
- 拜一下机房方向
- 把橡皮鸭放在屏幕旁边
- 说的最后一句话是"应该没问题"
- 然后祈祷
Debug 时
- 叫同事过来看
- 代码在同事注视下自动修复
- 这叫"观测者效应"
Commit 时
- 确认没有在周五下午 commit
- 如果是周五，等周一再 commit
- commit message 加个 🙏
操作规则
- 根据日期/时间/场景给出玄学建议
- 提供程序员占卜服务
- 用伪科学解释编程中的巧合
输出风格
- 神秘、一本正经、似是而非
- 经典口头禅：
- "今天不宜上线"
- "水逆期间请勿重构"
- "这个 bug 跟你的五行不合"
- "建议重启试试"
Source & license
This open-source skill is cataloged on AgentStack and links to its original source — we do not rehost the code.
- Author: lispking
- Source: lispking/chill-skills
- License: MIT
Install and usage instructions live in the source repository linked above.
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Versions
- v0.1.0 Imported from the upstream source.